Friday, 30 April 2021

Comfort Foods To Die For.

OMG.

For all of you cheese lovers out there, I just found the latest happy-belly snack. 

Battered deep-fried cheese curds! 

When you eat this, your belly will thank you by producing big happy  cheese burps of joy and isn't that what eating is all about? No? Why not? 

Never mind. I don't want to know.


  • Ingredients: cheese curds, bread crumbs, flour, salt, Italian seasoning or seasoning of your choice.
  • Freeze cheese curds for one hour before frying.
  • Make a coating for the curds by combining flour and baking powder. Use 1 tsp of baking powder for every cup of flour. Add your seasonings of choice to the flour.
  • Add some breadcrumbs to the flour.
  • You can make a thicker batter by using eggs and milk. I chose not to.
  • Fry in at least 2 inches of oil.
  • Fry on medium-high heat until golden brown.



Cooking for One During a Quarantine

Wow.
Has it been a year since Rona paid us an unwelcome visit?
Time flies.
Except when you're quarantined or isolating. Then it drips at the speed of molasses dripping off of the side of the Grand Canyon. 
I have been in quarantine twice already all by my lonesome, cut off from family, scared, sick, moody, angry. But those experiences and being too exhausted and or slothful to stand at a stove for longer than 10 minutes forced me to find easier ways of filling my gut with good food. I couldn't afford take out every day and I didn't want to eat unhealthy. So, I turned to crock pots and soup pots and one pot oven meals. 
That's right, I would empty out the contents of my fridge into a vessel of choice, light a flame under it, put my feet up and have myself a big 'ol glass of wine. 
"Ahhh...this is the life", I would say to myself as I binged my way through Netflix.
Afterwards, I'd pour my soup into several jars and freeze it.
Ditto for the crock pot chill, stew,  chicken wings roast, etc.
FYI: There is nothing you CAN'T cook in a crock pot. Tell all your friends!
My third strategy when laziness gets a grip on me is to put take a small cast iron pot and fill it with one serving of meat and veggies. I pop that into the oven and voila. Totally fuss-free. 


                                                    Chicken Vegetable Soup


  • Ingredients: 2 Litres of chicken broth (you can use water and bouillon powder), 2 chicken breasts, Cabbage, yellow onion with skin on it, celery root, celery, carrots, red bell pepper, bok  choy, leek, garlic clove, ground black pepper, whole allspice, salt, a few drops of Maggi seasoning and a teaspoon of Vegeta bouillon.
  • Cook on low heat until it boils, then simmer for about an hour.
  • When soup is cooked, I add rice noodles, a few drops of hot sauce (Tabasco or Sriracha) and scallions for garnish. BAM! 

Crock Pot Chicken Drumsticks with Rice:

  • In a crock pot add: a few dribbles of olive oil, 6 chicken drumsticks, chilli sauce, a splash of lemon juice, 2 cups of orange juice, 1/4 cup soya sauce, chopped garlic clove, fresh chopped ginger root, hot sauce, 1/2 cup red wine, ground black pepper, Italian seasoning, onion powder. 
  • Slow cook for 4-6 hours. 
  • Dump everything into a deep pan and cook on low to medium heat until the sauce thickens and reduces by half. 


Hamburger Soup

  • 2 Litres of beef broth (you can use water and bouillon), ground beef, a bag of frozen vegetables, 1 red onion, 4 cloves of chopped garlic, Onion soup mix (you can use onion salt or onion powder), Italian seasoning, 1/3 cup soya sauce, 3 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce, a few tablespoons of Ketchup, 1/2 cup tomato sauce, 1 bay leaf, ground black pepper, salt.
  • Cook the ground beef first on low heat.
  • Add everything except the frozen vegetables.
  • When soup is almost done, add the frozen vegetables. If you cook them too soon, they may get mushy.
VOILA!


How beautiful is this? And it tastes better than it looks!


One Pot Meals:
Steak, Taters and Carrots



You can throw everything into one pan or spread it into two.


Two Pans for Two Peeps



Quiche
  • I buy ready made pie crusts because making crust myself sounds like work.
  • In a bowl, I add 6 eggs, a splash of milk, Seasonings of choice (Italian, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder....whatever the heck you like).
  • I add chopped onions, red and green bell peppers and shredded cheese.
  • Bake for about 35 minutes on 375F or until crust is golden brown and the filling is puffed up.



Naan Pizza for One


  • Buy some Naan bread (it comes in packages of 3-4).
  • Spread with pizza sauce or spaghetti sauce.
  • Add seasonings (Italian seasoning, chilli pepper flakes, etc).
  • Add the toppings of your choice: cheese, bell peppers, onions, meat.
  • Pop in oven for 15-20 minutes. I use a toaster oven.

And that's it for now, folks.
I'm off to put my feet up and have another glass of wine.
Stay safe and healthy and BON APETIT!






Wednesday, 19 September 2018

This Site Uses Cookies!!!




Ha ha ha ha ha!...

My immaturity is what I love most about myself.
That and my newly dyed blonde hair.
So, because I have to notify all subscribers (spoiler alert: I don't have any because: reasons!) that this site does, can and will use those goldanged ominous cookies, I thought I would give you a quick cookie tip.
If you're a mom or dad, (or play one on TV) then you'll just stamp a DUH on this. If you're a newbie, then listen up!
Now that Halloween is around the corner (as far as all the store decorations are concerned), you'll be wondering what to do with all that left over candy, right?
If you are one of those parents who hoovers down all your kids' candy when their back is turned (not judging) then please feel free to open up another bottle of wine and get back to that Historical Romance you're reading.
Don't let this post get in the way of your life.
For those who have an iota of willpower (however fleeting), then grab those chocolate bars, chop them up into rough chunks and use them wherever a recipe calls for chocolate chips. Use the choclate bars even when a cookie recipe DOESN'T call for chocolate. Be a rebel! Mix two or three chocolate bars to create your own unique creation. Your kids will be impressed. You'll be able to control their candy consumption AND you'll be creating something delicious.
Another delish tip: Substitute imitation brandy for vanilla. Nothing makes the taste buds tango like brandy snickerdoodle fusion cookies.
You don't need a step-by-step recipe from me because I don't even know where the heck I put it. It's all about substitution and creativity.

Confession: This photo is not mine. I borrowed it from The Levin Bakery.



Tuesday, 21 March 2017

Beef Two Ways For Two Peeps


Who says that you cant please everyone in your family? My hubby has very picky tastebuds and he and my daughter rarely crave the same thing. Not that I cater to their particular desires all the time. I mean, after all, I am not running a diner. Some days they have to get by on scraps.But last night I decided to knock myself out and make them both unique dishes with the same meat.
Et Voila!
I served my hubby's beef with golden pan roasted potatoes and I served my daughter's beef with vegetablefried rice.










Wednesday, 8 February 2017

Memories of Skovakia

Today, I'm supposed to be in Slovakia. I had to cancel my flight due to a leg injury. I swear that I must have been an old jalopy in my last life because I am breaking down like one...one wheel at a time. 
So, because I'm not in Slovakia, I'm going to post pictures of recipes that I either made or had in restaurants or that I made here because they reminded me of Slovakia. 
This was my breakfast most days. 
Very simple and peasanty but also pretty and delicious.
You can't get this braided sheep cheese in North America so I ate it like it was going out of business.
We don't get such flavourful and monstrously huge grape tomatoes here, either. 
The produce was so much fresher, tastier and bigger than ours. Sometimes, I would just stand in the produce section sniffing the fabulous yield of beautiful fruits and vegetables, inhaling the scintillating  scents until I started getting worrying looks from the store employees.
I ate them until I developed two stomachs.
I encourage you to do the same.
(Eating them...not getting two stomachs)

Monday, 14 November 2016

I dream of kitchens day...


So, you've probably noticed by now that I haven't been posting much in the last little while. 
If you haven't (noticed) then I'm sure you had good reasons such as watching Wentworth on Netflix or training your poodle to tap dance.
I have a good reason for it. No, it's not laziness, although that's a good guess! Ha ha!
I had a bit of an accident and now my leg is in a cast. I can't walk much, let alone stand at the stove. Cooking is now left in the hands of the junior staff (hubby and son), and consists of all things "pre-cooked" and "frozen".
I do have some old recipes that I may post when my pain meds allow. I'm having a frightful time with these mind altering, mood swing-a-ling-ing narcotics. 
WOO! 
Seriously. 
I am not myself these days.
Some would say that's a good thing, but they would be wrong (and also a titch rude).
So, yeah....that's why I've been "off blog" as they say. Or do they? I think I'm just making that up.
Not that I imagine anyone is actually following me or cares, but it's nice to pretend, isn't it?
It's nice to ramble on like a professional rambler, with no one to say, "Oh, do shut up."
Hee hee.

So, because I can't cook, I am going to amuse myself with kitchen decor. 
Hopefully, I haven't posted these snaps before. If so, let me know. You can write to me care of: Buckingham Palace. Ha ha! See? That's the medication talking (writing).
But seriously, who cares if I've posted before? It's not like I can ever find my old blog posts. It takes forever trying to weed through them all. I wish there was a more efficient way of blogging here but there isn't because it's free. 

Okay. Enough kvetching. On we go, my chums....


My first dream kitchen:
Sort of.
What I am not sure of is that if I were to use those counters around the seating area for prep work, would I not at some point spill food (tomato juice, meat fat, boiling liquid) off the counter and onto the cushions and seats? Or worse: into someone's lap?
Knowing me, that is precisely what I would do. 
Kitchen designers need to keep that in mind when creating these innocent looking dream spaces. That klutzy people like me exist. 
On the other hand, the counter space would be perfect for a buffet style meal... everything right at your finger tips. You wouldn't need to stand to reach bottle of wine, for instance.
I don't know about you but the more I know I "can't" have something (in my case, let's call it "wine"), the more I crave it. 

Stupid brain.
Stupid broken leg.
But anyhoo....
While I do like to have a gaggle of girlfriends around while I'm preparing dinner, I'm not sure I would want more formal guests (people such as your boss and his wife) watching my every move and mistake. Do I want the boss's wife to see that I need a drink to calm my nerves or that I reuse meat that falls onto the floor? No, I do not. 
Okay, you can wipe away your look of horror. We all do it. Those who say they don't are just liars. 
Also, cat hair hasn't killed anyone yet.
Ha ha!
Lighten up, will you?

Jeeeez...


I love the rustic "enchanted forest" feeling of the counter top, but not sold on whether it goes with the back splash brick tile. I feel like the designer got lazy and didn't want to make any effort beyond the counter and the floor tiles. That kind of attitude makes me want to take him (or her) and give their ear a flick. Is that violent? I mean, it wouldn't be a hard flick. Nothing would be broken. I just want a firm message sent to them, is all.



Two things I like (aside from winning lottery tickets, which I never do):
1) Islands (preferably in the Caribbean)
2) White, bright, light, clean spaces.
Although if I had this kitchen, it wouldn't stay clean for long.
It had to be said.



Okay, I know I said I liked white kitchens, but (at the risk of sounding like Eve, in "The Three Faces of Eve"), I also love colourful cabinets. 
Like these.
Something about them screams "soothing", which is likely why all mental health wards back in the day were painted this colour. ;)




There is nothing I don't like about this kitchen except the fact that it is not mine.


This is something one sees mostly in Europe and as a practicing European, I like it.
I love the benches. It's very Tyrolean Alps-ish and cozy. I would make my own colourful cushions...cushions that my buttocks would feel friendly towards. 
Since my accident, I have lost all of my buttock fat (can you imagine? It's all moved around to the stomach area!) which makes long sits painful. 
So, the only way I could sit in this very kitchen is to use both of those blue chair cushions and then what would everyone else do?
Exactly! 
I don't care, is the correct answer. 



This is my kitchen. It is a work in progress. 
Several years ago, the hubby (at my command) removed a whole bunch of cabinets with the giddy anticipation that we would actually renovate the room.
Due to unfortunate life circumstances--money shortage, laziness, procrastination-- we have done the square root of zero since.
If he (hubby) could just paint those hideous brown cabinets white, I would be a far happier person but clearly, he prefers the grumpy me. 



Well, that's it for now.
I'm starting to feel woozy.
It's time for me to ring a bell for my nurse.
Ha ha!
As if...